I am a charismatic figure. I make jokes about minorities and midgets, drink whiskey by the glass, and I don't by drinks for women.
I live in Orlando, but I work in America (US motherf*#kin A!). Some of the most recent cities I've allowed to host me include, Rolla MO, Milwaukee WI, Nashville TN, Indianapolis IN, Atlantic City NJ, Miami FL, New York City NY, and much much more.
I read books, watch tv, and listen to music. I'm a Delta Airlines frequent flyer, a Hilton Honors guest, and a Hertz #1 Gold member. All of this means "I'm Important," and "You're not."
In conclusion, my specialties will include travel, airlines, rental cars, business etiquette, and drinking. Now go away, I'm watching the Discovery Channel.
2 comments:
Harsh and abrasive as always, it's ok I'd hate to see you cuddly.
That is an awesome picture.
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